Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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