i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this will be a night to untag.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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