I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
they're like a gay fantastic four
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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