Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
"it" just moved
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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