On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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