ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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