You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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