your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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