do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
its liver damage thursday
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