just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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