I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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