We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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