summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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