lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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