I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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