chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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