My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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