I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Randomize
