Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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