I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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