i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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