i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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