Will you blow on my dice?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
