I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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