i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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