Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
this just has baby written all over it
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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