what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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