It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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