How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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