I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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