He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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