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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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