Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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