Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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