he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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