Apparently you make a good broom.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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