i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
