just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I booty called her while she was in labor.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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