Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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