12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...