If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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