You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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