i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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