you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
