Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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