My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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