I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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