Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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