The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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