She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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