moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
foreskin is a definite game changer
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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