if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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