I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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