He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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